I posted the Bimmer on r/RoastMyCar

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 02/04/2017 at 13:09 • Filed to: Reddit

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unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/04/2017 at 13:22

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*GONG* CHECK NECKBEARDS

*GONG* CHECK REDDIT EDGYNESS

*GONG* CHECK COOLANT LEVEL

for Michigan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/04/2017 at 13:23

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That last one was me. lol

But the one about ingrown toenails was better.

Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/04/2017 at 13:25

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THIS IS MY FAVORITE REPLY OF THE YEAR AND IT’S ONLY FEBRUARY

Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/04/2017 at 13:25

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Can’t help but chuckle at the thought that Reddit might’ve partially guilted you into ordering lenses yesterday :)

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > for Michigan 02/04/2017 at 13:30

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When he said he is gay this meme came up:

404 - User No Longer Available > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/04/2017 at 13:32

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They’re right about the headlights though... just get some PlastX and elbow grease, it’s not that hard.

PS: Crazie’s pants is on fire. STILL no sign of any Jukes as of this comment.

for Michigan > unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) 02/04/2017 at 13:32

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I made the comment about the dental hygienist, not about impressing girls.

Though TBH, the gist of both comments are basically the same.

Tazio, Count Fouroff > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/04/2017 at 13:34

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Lol brave

Hmmm smart and snarky, some even (almost) apt but, from a CCA foamer, sadly none of those posters seems to get it.

Maybe you weren’t looking for them to, though? Now Oppo can roast them for being uninitiated haha *rubs hands*

unclevanos (Ovaltine Jenkins) > for Michigan 02/04/2017 at 13:34

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I’m just pointing how the meme comes up.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > 404 - User No Longer Available 02/04/2017 at 13:35

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They need new seals, there’s condensation inside

404 - User No Longer Available > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/04/2017 at 13:46

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Yeah... just realized after seeing the sidebar post.

for Michigan > 404 - User No Longer Available 02/04/2017 at 13:55

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He just now got around to posting it: https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMyCar/comments/5s27wz/ill_make_this_easy_for_you_guys_heres_my_2011/

404 - User No Longer Available > for Michigan 02/04/2017 at 14:44

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > for Michigan 02/04/2017 at 16:24

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You turd _

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Rust and Dust - Oppositelock Forever 02/04/2017 at 16:26

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Was already planning on it, that was just a kick in the boot to get me motivated.